Corrupt a wish!

Wish granted, but the fridge walks over you, and crushes you to death.

I wish most of my corruptions didn't involve death.

Wish granted, you'll get infected anyways.

I wish most people don't brag as much.

Wish granted, but that makes you seem like you brag more than the average person.

I wish I wasn't too lazy to make a wish.

Wish granted, you made a wish and I corrupted it.

I wish I understood what 9080's complaining 'bout!

As much as I wish I could grant that wish, I just don't think I can. But if I need to, you understand it, but you don't like what you're hearing.

I wish for a super-omega-hyper-ultra-lazer!

Granted, but it fires at you.

I wish we had something better to do than this.

Wish granted. But one of those things is just starring at a wall, and that's what you'll be doing.

I wish for two pieces of bread. Then I can have an air sandwich

Wish granted. You are now filled with air and bread, like our forefathers

I wish for tartar sauce.

Wish granted, but you drownd in it.

I wish I knew the correct spelling of drownd.

Granted, but I'm not telling you.

I wish I wasn't running out of wishes

Wish granted, but your new wishes are stupid.

I wish for a dragon that never hurt me, and obeyed my every command.

P.S. I found out it's spelled drowned.

Wish granted but it has a brother and it eats you.

I wish my lazyness would go away so I could start my series.

Granted, your series sucks.

I wish for world peace!

Wish granted, the whole universe goes into war. (You never said universal peace.)

I wish that my wish would be corrupted.

Granted, but I decided NOT to corrupt it, which is technically against the rules, even though not corrupting your wish for your wish to be corrupted is still corrupting it

I wish I hadn't said that.

Granted but all the previous corruptions are cancelled and you get banned for breaking the rules.

I wish for a wish that wishes that the next person that corrupts this wish is destroyed.

Wish granted, it failed anyways.

I wish for more spamage.

Wish granted. The only place anyone posts is in spamage, thus causing the whole entire forum to collapse and die a slow, painful death. (That's what happened to the old forum.)

I wish that The Void would eat all of you.

Wish granted, the void ate all of us including you.

I wish for a guy that replies to my post.

Wish granted, but it's the worst reply ever.

I Wish, I Wish With All My Heart, To Fly With Dragons in a Land Apart...Wow that was a lame reference.

Wish granted, you fall from 1,000 feet in the air from a portal and land in front of a dragon that eats your dead body.

I wish it didn't just take me 15 minutes just to get to this forum on this laptop...

Wish granted, but you then waste all of your time on this forum.

I wish to have a chainsaw for a hand!

Wish granted, but the President asks for a handshake

I wish Toy Story 3 wasn't the best Disney movie EVAR!!!! (Just saw it today)

Wish granted, but then "The Tooth Fairey" is...trust me, that is a BAD thing.

I wish the movie "The Final Destination" was never made.

Wish granted, but there will be another "Final Destination" someday.

I wish to have more cookies.