Corrupt a wish!

This is seriously my favorite forum game ever! Pretty simple rules. Pretty much you wish for something and the next poster corrupts it. Here's an example:

I wish I had a pony!

Next poster:
Wish granted, but it kills you.

Erm, ya. So, anyway, have fun.

I wish the Fatalis wasn't so annoying to kill.

He's not.. -Kills you-

I wish Tami hadn't just made me fap. :u

Granted, it was ME instead =3

i wish i could find Waldo..

Granted, but now you have to find some other random character.

I wish I had a wish that was inside a wish on top of Wish Island. While wishing.

Granted but the finding wish you out of existence.

I wish that the wish that will get corrupted will be corrupted

wish granted. (IT'S YOUR WISH) =3

I wish i had a sandwich.

Wish granted, but you got an STD (sandwichly transmitted disease), because of a "Special ingrediant" added in...and the worst part...The turky's dry!

I wish for the power to make idiots disappear (excluding myself).

Wish granted, you disappear.

I wish we were lazy.

Granted, but everyone is so lazy they forget to breathe and die.

I wish my pic would show in my sig! >:[

Wish granted; but your sig is in blue text and blends in with the background!

I wish I could make a wish withought the wish making something bad happen and the wish wouldent have any downsides at all.

Wish granted, but I punched you in the face afterwords. Then I proceed to do this

My wish is to punch artmgjr in the face after he makes his wish.

Wish granted; but I do this

I wish I had a CAKE

Wish granted, but It tastes bad...and has explosives in it...and poison...and razor blades. Then I throw your corpse into a group of cobras. I'm a nice guy.

My wish is to have a bite of artmgjr's cake.

Wish granted, but It tastes bad...and has more explosives in it...and poison...and razor blades.

My wish is to come back to life and have 3 MOAR WISHEZ

Wish granted, but your 1st wish is to be poor, your 2nd wish is to be hated by all, and your 3rd wish is to die.

My wish is to corrupt wishes.

Wish granted; but you corrupted your own wish and somehow created a paradox?

My wish is to bring world peace!

Wish granted. But in order to accomplish that, you had to kill almost everyone using a "Death Note"

I wish for a "Death Note"...and if you don't know what that is, I wish for one of these

Wish granted BUTThe (alien dinosaur thing) goes crazy and eats your head off.








I wish I could be in mario 64 and look for 7 objects of ultimate powuh!

Wish granted, but you're killed because the series is horrible, cliche, and unoriginal.

I wish to be the ultimate life-form...Actually, I can't really wish to be something I already am, so I just wish for the super-hydro-delux-super-special-awesome-star of ultimate power!

Wish granted, but because you are not worthy of something so awesome (only Chuck Norris is), you get sucked into The Void.

I wish this laptop didn't suck...

Wish granted, but it has vista as an OS (You just said the PC wouldn't suck, not the OS).

I wish I hadn't wasted my time corruting all of these wishes.

Wish granted, but you had nothing else to do so you wasted your time looking at the wall

I wish I had a VOCALOID keygen!
And if you dont know what that is then I wish I was THAT guy

Wish granted, but you go to close to a gas station and blew up.

I wish I had a wall to stare at.

Wish granted; but the wall wasent supported by anything and fell on you

I wish I knew what to wish for

wish granted, but you realized you wasted you wish and killed yourself.

I wish that he had wished for me to have a wish.