Corrupt a wish!

Wish granted, but you're alergic to them.

I wish to go to a dead man's party.

Wish granted, but only dead men are invited, so you must be dead.

I wish for MOAR SKWURL JOEKZ!

Wish granted, but you are banned foar tallking lyke thiss.

I wish people on the internet had some proper grammer.

Granted, but now we talk 1337 in real life!

I wish I didn't stay up so late.

Wish granted, but you go to sleep at 12 P.M.

I wish I wasn't such a loser that I'm spending my time here..

Granted, you're even more of a loser and you go on twitter.

I wish for all my dreams to come true...

Wish granted, but your dreams are stupid.

I wish to know the true Identity of L, so I can use the Death Note to bring justice to the world! Actually, I'd prefer some pie instead, forget the whole L thing.

Wish granted, but the pie is poisoned.

I wish somebody else had corrupted my wish...and gotten the reference I made...and that I wouldn't make anymore lame references.

Wish granted, but since you granted and corrupted your own wish, this wish corrupts itself

I wish for CATS

Wish granted, but you end up being alergic to yourself.

I wish to have the force.

Wish granted but you choke yourself to death.

I wish i could eat a pig!

Wish granted, but your butthole rips when you try to poop it out, so you die.

I wish they'd re-release the original Super Mario Bros.

Wish granted, it will crash anyways.

I wish to become a zombie.

Granted, but you die in 28 days.

I wish for a hat.

Wish granted, but it eats you...somehow.

I wish I was the "Mario Kart" grand champion.

Wish granted, but your kart died after the award ceremony.

I wish to be the greatest out of all the greatest.

Wish granted, but people get jealous and kill you.

I wish the Fatalis wasn't so hard to kill... >_>

Wish granted, but your immortality is limited.

I wish to create an epic legend.

Wish granted but the Epic Legend kills you and makes me King.

I wish this wasn't the place everyone use to get the most poster status.

Granted... your face -_-

I wish I could come up with a good corruption for JJNeo's wish.

Wish granted but somebody steals your idea and post it before you.

I wish that I could grant good wishes.

Granted, but I'm not sure if you DESERVE a good wish to corrupt.

I wish for a million dollars.

Wish granted, but you lose it all playing the lottery.

I wish I was a vampire (not the ones from twilight though).

Wish granted but the people from twilight rip your head off.

I wish I could go beyond Super Sayain.

Wish granted, but people won't stop following you saying "IT'S OVER 9000!"

I wish there were less memes.